Ban Duct Tape Now!
If only we had effective duct tape laws, this tragedy could have been avoided:
Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.
Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.
What a sad case. Here's a tip, Kasey...if you're a moron you should avoid sticky substances, robbery, and above all, TV interviews.
I want to have some sympathy here, as I'm guessing he may really be a little on the slow side, but...nope. Just nothing there...it all evaporated when he paraded before the camera.